Feb 10, 2011

Solid Lolita:))

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.....

Arvid and I were minding our own business.  Sitting sipping our drinks at a restaurant in Eleuthera when all of a sudden 2 heavy set Bahamians walk in through the door.

They sit at the bar and asked the waitress if she had a to-go-menu.  She just looked at them and said "all our menus are to go".  So they asked to see the menu and she said look on the wall it's right there.  They look and said damm! we want real food not Pizza...and went on to inquire where they could get "real food". 

After telling them, one of the men asked her a question.  I believe that this was his main reason for coming into the restaurant.  This was what he really wanted in the first place.

So he said how long have you been working here?

7 years said the waitress.

Well he said... I was here about 2 years ago and I met this solid, well packed and sturdy Bahamian woman married to a white guy.  Do you know her?

The waitress thinks a bit then says yes...I do.... you are referring to Lolita.

solid built:)

YES! said the man that's her Solid Built Lolita.  Do you know where I can find her?  Can you give me her phone number?  Oh I know she's married but he's a white man and I'm sure he would not have a problem with us being friends.

 The waitress just laughs and tells him that she does not have any information on Lolita but gives him an idea of where she may be living.

With that the man seemed satisfied.  Thanked her and said he was on his way out to find some real food and hopes to run into Lolita...man she was solid he said.....like the good lord says "women are necessary evils", and with that he left smiling....

I have to say this just made my day...totally brazen man.  He did not care that she was married. That was just something he would have to deal with should the issue arise is what he seemed to imply...like it or not he man provided interesting entertainment while we had our dinner:))  Hope you also had a fun day...

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.....