Mar 19, 2016


Mark Twain didn't actually say half the shit the Internet said he said...

The grass is not always greener on the other side.

There is no patience on the Internet.

The thing about quotes on the Internet is that you can't confirm their validity.

Time to rise and shine.  And so begins another day in Norway.

Dear Internet.  You should feel special. 
 I'm always choosing you over sleep...