Apr 13, 2015

Puerto Rican...

After four centuries of Spanish rule, Puerto Rico was ceded to the United States in 1898. 
Residents were granted U.S. citizenship in 1917, and the federal government has 
allowed Puerto Rico to exercise authority over its local affairs in 
a manner similar to the 50 states...

Not everyone will get the humor in this, but for those who do, let me tell you
it is pretty funny.  Being raised in a Spanish culture, I can definitely see the humor.  
Raised in Puerto Rico, I have to tell you these are some of the nicest people 
on the planet and their sense of humor is one of a kind.  
You either appreciate like I do, or you don't.


LATINO WORDS OF THE DAY
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Rosa likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.

4. *Texas*
When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me, che wonders where I am!


5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece then che got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store but ju went to see sum guy, July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!


8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left but don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.


11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but got no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

Puerto Rico, officially the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, is a United States territory 
located in the northeastern Caribbean, east of the Dominican Republic, and west 
of both the United States Virgin Islands and the British Virgin Islands.



Good morning everyone.  Another week begins.  Let's all have a good one.

Puerto Rican culture is very lively; very lively people; very warm people; and the food is
 really great. We're all about cooking a lot of food and having family around, 
we're kind of loud. It's that sort of vibe and it's great...


~Nadiya~