Mar 10, 2014

Simple Truth...

He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, 
because no woman could or would ever mess things up this badly..

There is one thing you sure can't deny and the below "story" sure

proves it.  Yes as you can guess another friend sent this to me and the fact that

it is absolutely true made me have to share it.  Also it made me laugh for a long time.

When God created

Adam and Eve, He said:

I only have two gifts:

One is the art of peeing standing ...

And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:

ME!, ME!, ME!,

I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!

Look, it will make my life substantially easier.

Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.

Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.

He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and

bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...

Well, he would not stop showing off.

God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:

What is the other gift? '

God answered:

Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

For now, let us agree to disagree.
Someone once said,  The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." 
The answer to that was, "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”

She's a woman, you're a dude. You're not supposed to understand her. 
That's not what she's after.... She doesn't want you to understand her
She knows that's impossible. She just wants you to understand yourself
Everything else is negotiable...