Nov 25, 2017

Humor ~

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

This was forwarded to me by a friend and it made me laugh so thought
 I would share it with you and see if it does the same for you.  Enjoy..

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed 
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped
 up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst
 premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom:  It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
 with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
 I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with 
all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. 

But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we 
will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and 
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
 Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing
 it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

 In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so 
Ahmed can get better;  he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old
 now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be
 back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
 I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life 
than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I 
love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. 

Our day started of beautifully, and will continue on for the rest of the weekend. 
To all a great day and always remember to make time for yourself.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people...
When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other