WIFE: ' What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: ' Definitely not!
WIFE: ' Why not? Don ' t you like being married? '
HUSBAND: ' Of course I do.
WIFE: ' Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: ' Okay, okay, I ' d get married again. '
WIFE: ' You would? '
WIFE: ' Would you live in our house? '
HUSBAND: ' Sure, it ' s a great house. '
WIFE: ' Would you sleep with her in our bed? '
HUSBAND: ' Where else would we sleep? '
WIFE: ' Would you let her drive my car? '
HUSBAND: ' Probably, it is almost new. '
WIFE: ' Would you replace my pictures with hers? '
HUSBAND: ' That would seem like the proper thing to do. '
WIFE: ' Would you give her my jewelry? '
HUSBAND: ' No, I ' m sure she ' d want her own. '
WIFE: ' Would she wear my shoes '
HUSBAND: ' No, her size is 6. '
WIFE: -- silence -
HUSBAND: ' shit.
I never married because there was no need. I have 3 pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Just for Fun....
until next time....