Nov 27, 2020

Black Friday ~2020

 Whoever said money can't buy happiness
 simply didn't know where to go shopping...

Black Friday is not actually a holiday, but most non-retail
 employers give their employees the day off, increasing the 
number of potential shoppers. It has routinely been the busiest
 shopping day of the year since 2005, although news reports, which 
at that time were inaccurate, have described it as the busiest 
shopping day of the year for a much longer period of time.

Pandemic or no pandemic, Black Friday is on. 
 Do we plan to to make the most of it?  Absolutely NOT!  
Why?  We really don't care about making lines from the
 wee hours of the morning in order to buy a TV. 

 Actually on Cyber Monday you might have an even
 better deal, and who the heck wants to get stampeded in
 a store just to buy a TV.  We sure don't.  That being said, 
GET SET!  READY! GO!!!!  Black Friday bargains 
are calling,  and you don't want to miss a good deal.  

Who cares if you don't need that extra television? 
 The deal is so good you HAVE to buy it.  Good luck all,
 and I hope to not read in the newspaper tomorrow that
 you were trampled to death.  Happy shopping amigos!

Shopping is a woman thing.  It's a contact sport like football.  Women 
enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being
 trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase....